I have a not-so-guilty pleasure, and it’s a TV show about a family-run duck call business.

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There is so much to love about the Robertson family and the antics of its bearded men, but perhaps my favorite part of Duck Dynasty is the wisdom imparted by the patriarch, Phil Robertson.

Here is Phil on happiness and finding a woman to marry:

Don’t be ashamed if you get hooked and find yourself fixated on a marathon — not that I have — because it would be totally fine if you did.